today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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