Dual....:-)
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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