Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
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I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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