You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize