They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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