Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
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Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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