i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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