I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
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'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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