He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
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There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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