But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
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He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
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Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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