I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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