Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
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I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
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He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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