So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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