no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
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i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
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5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
True college students do jello shots in the library
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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