She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
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We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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