whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
you traded sex for a burrito?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
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Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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