i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Just cropdusted the office
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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