I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
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If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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