Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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