Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
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The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I currently don't understand fingers.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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