How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
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my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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