Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
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No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
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I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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