its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
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Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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