she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
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Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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