There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
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Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
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He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
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