38 yer olds are good kisserssss
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
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Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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