First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Do you remember whose house we're in?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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