The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I don't think brook has ever known best
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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