I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
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I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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