I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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