It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
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At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
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I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize