youre lurking in front of me
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
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Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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