Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
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I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
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Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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