Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
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tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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