Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
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I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
a search helicopter?!
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
this is an emotional support booty call
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