i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
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I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
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Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
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