Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
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so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I could fuck to npr.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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