he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
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It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
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remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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