We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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