there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
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it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
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I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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