This girl is more easily done than said...
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
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She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
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You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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