when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
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People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
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I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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