So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
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She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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