So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
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Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
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Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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