I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
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I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
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Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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