no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
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I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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