You just made me feel so damn special
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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