her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
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Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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