How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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