so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
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I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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